jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don’t believe in miracles?

Marry someone who makes your day a good one in a split second, just by rolling over and seeing their face in the morning.

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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automatically:

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER