Harry doesn’t count tho cuz he’s a slut.
^ accurate
Neither does Niall because he has a relationship with food.
(Source: louis-and-his-suspenders)
| Interviewer: | Who's Single |
| *a year passes by* | |
| *i walk over to china* | |
| *goes swimming for a couple hours* | |
| *listens to ed sheeran's album 7 times* | |
| *watch paint dry* | |
| Harry: | oh i am |
(Source: escape-into-my-world)
| zayn: | we were in malabami |
| liam: | portugal? they speak spanish there right? |
| niall: | today was a busy week for us |
| zayn: | connecticut! my town! |
| harry: | i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg.. |
| niall (on his pet hates): | rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing |
| zayn: | avocados are my new favorite vegetable! |
| louis: | do you mean the full breast or just the nipple? |
| liam: | where is venezuela on the map? |
| harry: | *tweets his own instagram* |