raisetherail:

*horse pins ears*
Non-equestrian: Omg! It looks angry! I should move away before it tries to bite me!
Me: You better wipe that expression off your face in the next 3 seconds or I’ll give you something to pin your ears at you little shithead.

prepofkingstreet:

Hi. Yes. I’d like throw away all of my responsibilities and lay in bed with a huge blanket and read a book

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(Source: rainbow-gatekeeper)

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity)

finnickanniefannied:

i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time